My first message!
[*Throws Drachma*]
Me: Hi Mom!
Athena: Γεια σου, το παιδί αγάπη μου [Hi, my darling child]
Me: Why are you talking Greek
Athena: Γιατί; Δεν ξέρεις ελληνικά; [Why? don't you speak Greek?]
Me: Οχι, εγώ δεν μιλούν ελληνικά [No, I do not speak Greek]
Athena: See?!
Me: Okay, no more Greek. I have a problem...
Athena: Who I'll bust them up badly!
Me:
Not
that kind of problem. It's a boy problem.
Athena: Ahhh I see.
[*I am very sorry but your message is over.*]