ME: *throws in two Drachma* Iris please!
IRIS: Why hello, Justin! What can I do for you?
ME: I need to get a message out to all of my fellow campers.
IRIS: All of them? It will take quite a bit of power... Hold on one second. *Whirls away in rolling chair* *gets on computer* *rolls back* I'd have to shut down all other Iris messages, and Zeus is IMing Hephestus about something.
ME: Really? Do you think you could let me listen in, but them not see me?
IRIS: I dunno... That'd be sneaky...
ME: Please, Iris. It's really important.
IRIS: Fine.
MIST: *changes to scene of Zeus and Hephestus*
ZEUS: Wait, you mean that now three weapons have been stolen?
HEPHESTUS: Yes, my lord. First your UltimaBolt. then Apollo's Silver Bow&Arrow set, and now the plans that Hermes sent me for a new staff of his.
ZEUS: But aren't you the only person who has the materials needed to build those items?
HEPHESTUS: Yes, but if my fear is true, then anything can be stolen from any of us Gods.
ZEUS: Wh- What do you fear?
HEPHESTUS: I fear Mes...
What's happening? Everybody, call your Godly parents and tell them to avoid sending anything to Hephestus!